Completely fell on my ass today...

A lot of people don't get my sarcasm...

Mondays...

Keeping my head up...

Wait...what did you call me?!?!

When people break the rules and find their way out of it...

Seeing all of these stuffed animals and chocolates at the store helped to remind me of my prediction for Valentine's Day:

Expectation:

Reality:

How I feel when people try to eat my food...

I'm so exhausted...

Dedicated to my friends who actually enjoyed "Mama"...

When I say an awesome comeback...

It's the weekend! Yes!

You need that in by tomorrow?

#IGotChu

I'm out of frozen pancakes...

I'm not going to lie, I was super excited for the Golden Globes yesterday...

Feeling good today...and then all of a sudden I feel sick!

I'm not a grammar Nazi. You're old enough to use correct English...